in college. here are some thoughts.

watch the video. then read the story under the video. and watch it again.



Girl sobs in a car about setting off the fire alarm while her friend tries to control her own laughter.

"So many people do bad things, and I didn't mean to"

"Maybe I'll just sweep... I'LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!!"

"I just wanted to make it snow!"

**Back Story**
Apparently, she wanted to make the hallway appear that it had snow in it, so she decided to use a fire extinguisher (this is something that her dad has successfully done in the past). Instead of there just being a "little poof", the entire hallway filled with chemicals that caused the fire alarm to go off in the middle of the night during finals week.

Now this is her in the car upset that everyone at Alpha Chi (the sorority she wants to be in and presumably those who live where the fire alarm went off) hates her. She explains how she isn't a bad person and it was just an accident.

I, Barack Obama, can not speak English or repeat words that are said to me.

1. Count how many times Obama says change.
2. Notice the number of GOP members present. You can count them on one hand.
3. Count the number of Lincoln allusions that are made during the day.
4. Ogle at the Marines.
5. Watch the inauguration balls. Michelle Obama will certainly be entertaining.
6. Listen to Charlie Brotman during the parade. He's a hoot. He's going to organize another wave.
7. Watch Hillary Clinton squirm.
8. Watch the new John Williams piece featuring Yo-Yo Ma and Itzhak Pearlman.
9. Notice the differences between Laura Bush and Michelle Obama. Frightening.
10. Watch the craziness as the House convenes this afternoon to try and keep some of the cabinet nominees from getting seated.

So today I participated in No Pants 2009 Atlanta! We participated in Improv Everywhere's national mission. Basically, a group of people got together at the MARTA station, and then at scheduled intervals, took off our pants and got off the train. Then we waited and got on the next train. The looks we got were AMAZING. Little kids were the most vocal, asking if someone had stolen our pants or something along those lines. Some adults got flustered and asked us all what we were up to, and we all calmly replied that we didn't know any of the other pant-less riders, but that we had simply forgotten our pants that morning. One old lady was so upset at us. She handed us all "Jesus is Lord" pamphlets, and told us to repent or burn in hell. And then followed us until we met back up with all the pant-less riders.

Overall, it was a TON of fun. Can't wait til next year! Enjoy the pictures!

things i learned today:

1.) Jesus was created by the Christians by taking likenesses of "Jehovah" and "Zeus". Thereby producing the name Jesus. (It helps if you the name that Mexicans use to refer to their God: "hey-zeus."

2.) Shakespeare actually wrote the King James version of the Bible.

3.) Caesar also wrote a version of the Bible.

4.) There is no Trinity. Because how can the Father be the Son at the same time? In reality, it is a "triad" consisting of the mother, father, and son.

hey folks! i have added cool links to the blog up top and on the side. check stuff out and let me know what you think!

in other news, tio danny loves rock band.

i am currently tinkering with the html of the blog to try and get it in some kind of shape that i like.

and all it does is remind me why i switched majors from computer science immediately.

i have a friend named frank. frank is a retard.

frank gave up his filet mignon for a cheeseburger.

tht is all.

so i'm doing an indoor drumline this semester. the show concept is "voodoo" and i play the voodoo doll. it is quite a lot of fun. we just had our first regional show and placed first! hopefully we'll be able to do just as well at the nashville regional in a couple weeks.

here are a few picture for you to enjoy!