in college. here are some thoughts.

crying sorority girl.

2009-01-23T02:02:00.002-05:00

watch the video. then read the story under the video. and watch it again.

Girl sobs in a car about setting off the fire alarm while her friend tries to control her own laughter.

"So many people do bad things, and I didn't mean to"

"Maybe I'll just sweep... I'LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!!"

"I just wanted to make it snow!"

**Back Story**
Apparently, she wanted to make the hallway appear that it had snow in it, so she decided to use a fire extinguisher (this is something that her dad has successfully done in the past). Instead of there just being a "little poof", the entire hallway filled with chemicals that caused the fire alarm to go off in the middle of the night during finals week.

Now this is her in the car upset that everyone at Alpha Chi (the sorority she wants to be in and presumably those who live where the fire alarm went off) hates her. She explains how she isn't a bad person and it was just an accident.

lol

2009-01-20T11:48:00.002-05:00

I, Barack Obama, can not speak English or repeat words that are said to me.

fun things to do during the inauguration

2009-01-20T10:42:00.003-05:00

1. Count how many times Obama says change.
2. Notice the number of GOP members present. You can count them on one hand.
3. Count the number of Lincoln allusions that are made during the day.
4. Ogle at the Marines.
5. Watch the inauguration balls. Michelle Obama will certainly be entertaining.
6. Listen to Charlie Brotman during the parade. He's a hoot. He's going to organize another wave.
7. Watch Hillary Clinton squirm.
8. Watch the new John Williams piece featuring Yo-Yo Ma and Itzhak Pearlman.
9. Notice the differences between Laura Bush and Michelle Obama. Frightening.
10. Watch the craziness as the House convenes this afternoon to try and keep some of the cabinet nominees from getting seated.

No Pants 2009!

2009-01-11T02:33:00.002-05:00

So today I participated in No Pants 2009 Atlanta! We participated in Improv Everywhere's national mission. Basically, a group of people got together at the MARTA station, and then at scheduled intervals, took off our pants and got off the train. Then we waited and got on the next train. The looks we got were AMAZING. Little kids were the most vocal, asking if someone had stolen our pants or something along those lines. Some adults got flustered and asked us all what we were up to, and we all calmly replied that we didn't know any of the other pant-less riders, but that we had simply forgotten our pants that morning. One old lady was so upset at us. She handed us all "Jesus is Lord" pamphlets, and told us to repent or burn in hell. And then followed us until we met back up with all the pant-less riders.

Overall, it was a TON of fun. Can't wait til next year! Enjoy the pictures!

let it be.

2008-12-02T14:56:00.002-05:00

fascinating

2008-06-10T18:18:00.006-04:00

things i learned today:

1.) Jesus was created by the Christians by taking likenesses of "Jehovah" and "Zeus". Thereby producing the name Jesus. (It helps if you the name that Mexicans use to refer to their God: "hey-zeus."

2.) Shakespeare actually wrote the King James version of the Bible.

3.) Caesar also wrote a version of the Bible.

4.) There is no Trinity. Because how can the Father be the Son at the same time? In reality, it is a "triad" consisting of the mother, father, and son.

updates

2008-06-07T19:17:00.003-04:00

hey folks! i have added cool links to the blog up top and on the side. check stuff out and let me know what you think!

in other news, tio danny loves rock band.

frustrations.

2008-06-07T00:37:00.002-04:00

i am currently tinkering with the html of the blog to try and get it in some kind of shape that i like.

and all it does is remind me why i switched majors from computer science immediately.

this is a story about frank.

2008-03-12T21:20:00.004-04:00

i have a friend named frank. frank is a retard.

frank gave up his filet mignon for a cheeseburger.

tht is all.

odyssey percussion theatre

2008-03-10T22:04:00.007-04:00

so i'm doing an indoor drumline this semester. the show concept is "voodoo" and i play the voodoo doll. it is quite a lot of fun. we just had our first regional show and placed first! hopefully we'll be able to do just as well at the nashville regional in a couple weeks.

here are a few picture for you to enjoy!

i really really hate q100.

2007-04-06T01:57:00.000-04:00

so today we decided to participate in q100's college ditch day. the premise of the event was that if you arrived at six flags between 6 and 9 in the morning, you would receive free admission into the park. so being the very poo college students that we are, we decided to leave tech at 6 am to ensure our arrival before 9 and to maximize our time in the park. oh how wrong we were.

shortly after arriving on the interstate, we realized that there was an unusually high amount of traffic volume for 6 in the morning. a couple friends of ours who had left at 5:30 called us and told us that the cops had shut off the ramps getting of the interstate to six flags and that the park was also shut down as it had already reached capacity. however, we decided to continue on our journey and try to get to the park.

we finally arrived at the park at about 8:15. two hours and 15 minutes to go 6 exits on the highway. what normally takes 15-20 minutes took us 2.5 hours. but we still got to the park before 9, which meant we would get in free. WRONG. we got to the park gates and they told us that they had run out of free tickets, but if we still wanted to go in we would have to pay the $27 admission fee. being the poor college students that we are, we turned around and went home. we got back to tech at 10:30. we were on the road for 4.5 hours and had nothing but exhaustion to show for it.

so we went to sleep. and didn't go to classes. it was pretty nice. we all woke up at about 7:30, and hung out for a while before going out. we grabbed a bit to eat and then went bowling. at midnight. which if you have never experienced in the downtown atlanta area, you should definitely try once. this in itself was an exciting experience, as the fauna around was one of a kind. it makes me so incredibly happy to know that my very close group of friends enjoy people watching as much as i do. its a sport, and we are always actively playing.

anyways, there was a couple about two lanes down that was SMASHED. i have never seen adults as drunk as they were. the woman was wearing a see through top and a pencil skirt, whose slit had torn all the way up to her hip. she really looked like a prostitute. dyed black hair, dark nails and nasty makeup. they guy had the very sleezy slicked back hairstyle and was wearing very expensive shoes, dress pants, a button down shirt, and a sweater vest over it.

they were making a complete mockery of themselves. it was like watching the mating shows on animal planet. they were doing these weird gyrations and grabbing each other and kissing and falling down on the lane. it was hilarious. so for the sake of photo documentation of this, i went over and told the woman that i thought her outfit was beautiful and could i please have a picture with her. amazing. she bought it. and had the rest of her posse pose in the picture, too.

quite exciting. on top of all this, there was a HUGE group of morehouse men on either side of us equally fascinated by this couple. finally the bowling alley people got sick of their show and kicked them out. who gets kicked out of bowling? that made for more laughs as they argued with the managers as to why they were getting kicked out.

then the finale to the evening. four black guys came in. wearing girls pants and very very tight spongebob t-shirts. and swaying their hips more than any girl i know. the morehouse men went crazy. it really gave us new meaning to moving exhibits.

so yeah. yay for radio station promotions that don't actually work. lame.

that's all for now!
♥ vicky